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Koalas

Koalas are possibly the world's coolest animals. Just look at the little buggers. They exemplify what an ideal society would be - sitting around taking your favourite drug till someone comes along and destroys your environment, only to put you somewhere else where you can take more of your fave drug!

I just had a brilliant idea. We'll follow a Koala around for a day, and I'll draw some artwork to help you visualise what is happening! I shall call this the Pictorial Story of Ken the Koala

What an exciting day Ken had!

Fact Sheet About Koalas

Lifespan:- They lay staring upwards while the stars wheeled over, and each day was as long as a life age of the Earth.

Diet:- Opiates  Eucalyptus Leaves

Activities:- Staring blankly into space, watching the stars and pretty colours, pawing at the air, hugging trees and avoiding those rascally rabbits.

Most likely way to die: Chlamydia (they always bow out to a bout of claps)