Table of Contents

  1. How long is a piece of string ?
  2. Where can I find Weapons of Mass Destruction ?
  3. Howcome this question doesn't have a hyperlink?
  4. What happened to the guestbook?

  5. Why are some pages copyrighted to 1999 when this site only could have existed from 2002?

  6. Why doesn't ... ?
  7. Who is ... ?
  8. What is ... ?

  9. When is ... ?
  10. Why is God always referred to in the masculine and capitalised?
  11. Does the Fat Arse Diet still work after all these years?

How long is a piece of string ?

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Put your hands in this position (that's with your hands extended and thumbs meeting). The piece of string is the length between your two index fingers. BTW my ASCII art needs help - feel free to e-mail me some.

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Where can I find Weapons of Mass Destruction ?

At www.google.com  . Have a look, but make sure to click i'm feeling lucky!

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Howcome this question doesn't have a hyperlink?

Because I haven't quite figured that out yet!


What happened to the guestbook?

It didn't work so I took it off. Instead you can contact me at: alexanderhoyle@hotmail.com (also my MSN messenger account!). And if you actually want me to answer your email, write to alexanderhoyle@gmail.com .


Why are some pages copyrighted to 1999 when this site only could have existed from 2002?

Because I traveled back in time following the Philosophy of Time Travel, as seen in the great movie Donnie Darko ( http://us.imdb.com/Title?0246578 ) . Oh yeah, you should go and watch that. It'll make American Beauty seem not at all pretentious.


Why doesn't ... ?

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Who is ... ?

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What is ... ?

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When is ... ?

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Why is God always referred to in the masculine and capitalised?

Because George Walker Bush = God.

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Does the Fat Arse Diet still work after all these years?

Yes. Laziness is the key to progression in life. As I'm told Buddhism preaches, we must all learn to respect the emptiness and nothingness of our existence, and only then will we get what we want (i.e. nothing). The Rolling Stones had it wrong - you can always get what you want, as long as what you want is nothing and you can't be bothered to get it.

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Revised: July 17, 2006 .