New and Exclusive to the Centre of Attention:

The Opal Energy Converter/Turquoise Sin Expunger Combination Charm ^tm

(artist's interpretation - actual Opal Energy Converter/Turquoise Sin Expunger Combination Charm ^tm may vary from that shown above.)

This new device will help you to both convert your spiritual and physical energies, but also help expunge your sins. Using the natural energies of Opal and Turquoise, this rare artefact, only available through Centre of Attention, is so unique that photography simply does not work in its presence thanks to a new copyright system. . How on earth can a simple charm do all this, I hear many of you ask?

The answer is simple!

Firstly, the Opal Energy Converter, using the natural energies of rare Australian opals, helps to interchange your spiritual and physical energies. "Tell me this in plain English!", I hear you demand. Well by simply wearing this charm, and sitting down and meditating, you will notice your physical energies decrease, but at the same time your spiritual energies will increase! This is possible because the opal enables your natural fat reserves to be converted, through its specially designed, yet natural and low glycemic index, structure into spiritual energies enabling you to think, thrive and survive in an increasingly hostile modern world. In fact, the world as a whole is getting more hostile than predicted in the ancient Aboriginal texts, the Walla-Walla Dunedoo Scriptures. These ancient scriptures predict that ghost-men will come and rule Australia, but only for a short period, after which they will be replaced by an evil alliance of "the men who wear towels on their heads", and the sun-men. In-between their rules, the world will become a hostile place ruled by terror and high taxes.

Secondly, the Turquoise Sin Expunger will, as the name suggest, help you to expunge your sins. This is made possible through the unique and godly qualities of turquoise. This stone, created by God Almighty, bears the same role as the turtle in spiritual matters. It can take many hits on its stony shell, but will only crack under the extreme pressure of sins soaring too high, then dropping down to zero as the matriarchal church would have you do. Simply telling your sins to another womyn is not enough - while it may expunge you of the sins, it will start you off in the "bouncing" cycle of sin versus holiness. You will begin to find that as soon as you have removed your sins, you will regain them, soaring ever higher. As this happens, the turtle shell that is the turquoise (representing your soul's shield and Combined Universal Sanctimony Stopper), begins to crack under the repeated, and ever greater, dropping. Faced with such stresses, no wonder Australia is falling victim to the prophecies of the Walla-Walla Dunedoo Scriptures. However, the Turquoise Sin Expunger will help you to remove your sins in an environmentally friendly, "slow burn" way, helping to reduce the "bouncing cycle," and hence bring to a halt the eventual cracking of the CUSS.

This graph demonstrates, using ancient Aboriginal graphing techniques demonstrated to us in the Walla-Allea Nedoo Kurrajong Scriptures, what may happen if you do not use the Turquoise Sin Expunger. As can be plainly seen, the turquoise turtle shell that represents your soul has become cracked. Further repetition of this could lead to irreparable damage to the wildlife of your inner-self.

Such a unique and rare artefact of Australiana cannot go to the great unwashed. Hence it is available only to our most esteemed and respected customers, those who have proven that they have both an understanding of the spiritual realm, but also an understanding of the daily concerns of our modern lifestyles. As such, there is a modest charitable donation of $10,000 dollars required to become part of our elite mailing list, where you shall receive special offers similar to the above. All payments should be made out to Energy Convertors and Sin Expungers Australia (ECSEA). Details as to how to purchase one of our elite Opal Energy Converter/Turquoise Sin Expunger Combination Charm ^tm will be made available in the brochure.