Welcome to my web site!
This is my shitty little website devoted to whatever I feel like putting on. Hopefully I will soon put up some piccies of my recent trip to WA. - HAHAHAHA that never happened. Almost 2 years later and I'm in Switzerland wasting time till my train pass arrives. However, I have got some photos up (not of the trip to W.A) on another site owned by Microsoft (http://alexanderhoyle.spaces.msn.com/) if you really want to have a look. Nothing as interesting or entertaining as what you'll find here.
I was disturbed today (17/7/06) by a short-lived lapse of faith in our holy master, George Walker Bush. Specifically, I was disturbed that he was letting the Israelis kill all the Arabs, and was not putting American forces to their proper uses - keeping down the enemies of the 'free world' such as democratically elected governments that don't follow America. I mean really, who do they think they are? They should learn what we learned back in WW2 - you need to lick America's arse or else it will shit all over you.
This is all terribly BLOGGISH. Sorry. I'll try to think up something more entertaining in the future. I think it's because I'm not stressed enough.
Also updated is the FAQ section.
A little french ditty by yours truly (Bad French is an artform, respect it. On the matter of French art and culture, I have a feeling I might be writing a shameless diatribe soon):
Ce drame crapuleux
Me semble ennuyeux
Si tu voudrais que je t'adore
Je dois dire que NON NON NON
-The Modern Man - a personal perspective.
(A thrilling new treatise on what it is to be a Modern Man).
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A new Quote just for you, created by me: "Hippies say, 'Make love not war.' To which I respond, 'Well then, you won't mind if I fuck with the environment.'" Alexander Hoyle July '06
Quote of the Moment: "Pornography is the ultimate in Capitalism - everyone in it is out to get the most bang for their buck." Alexander Hoyle 15/12/2003
Wesley Willis's Posthumous Word of the Day, 25/02/04
"I called one of the deacons a motherfucker... He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I had a nasty nasty mouth. They threw me outta church."
"I was mulling all this over when I was made suddenly aware - in the room directly over my head - of a commotion so immediately and laceratingly identifiable, so instantly, to my tormented ears, apparent in its nature that I will avoid what in a more circumlocutory time might have required obliqueness of suggestion, and take the liberty of saying that it was the sound, the uproar, the frenzy of two people fucking like wild animals" Excerpt from Sophie's Choice by William Styron 9/04/2003
This page was last updated on 17/07/2006.
